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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

Haha that's so--

Actually, never mind. I don't care that much.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I have a strange fear of being engaged by trolls. The thought alone is exhausting. I may or may not take the bait but the possibility of wasting my time on a useless argument means I'm hesitant to post. Not sure if anyone else has felt like this.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I violently disagree with your whole worldview and wish to engage you in rigorous debate over a topic neither of us has any ability to actually change in real life.

Here is the rebuttal and deconstruction of everything that you believe:

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Yea I set myself up for that one.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It can be a part of Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria, and it's more common in people with ADHD. You're not alone in feeling this way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

All the god damn time

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Also, realizing that I actually don't really have any idea what I'm talking about...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Conversely, if you actually are an expert on a specific subject, reading any comment thread about it is very disheartening and will leave you wondering how much bullshit you've accidentally ingested and taken at face value from other threads about which you are less knowledgeable.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I also do this with emails at work all the time. I write a long detailed explanation of why something or someone is incorrect, then I realize clicking send will just cause me more hassle and I'm just working to get paid. It's not really gonna make my job any harder if they continue to be wrong, so it'll just sit there in drafts.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I get so caught up in making sure my meaning can't possibly be misinterpreted that I get lost on my way to the point. I guess I don't want to be a cherry-picked example of somebody being stupid on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Write something with specificity to avoid attacks on a general statement and nobody reads it because it’s TL;DR.

Write something general and brief and you get attacked for lack of specificity with people naming exceptions.

Can’t fucking win.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Interesting game, the only way to win is to not play.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spend 10 minutes articulating exactly how you conceptualize/feel about something.

"Yeah. That's about right, but nobody including myself really cares..."

Close tab.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mostly it's like I keep editing and editing to get the right tone for a somewhat offensive style joke so I don't have too many people not understanding it's a joke before I think "fuck it, this is too much work for a stupid joke."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Not necessarily anything to do with ADHD. Sometimes I just realise that writing whatever I'm writing would just trigger someone to start a fight. Then I stop.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It would being nothing to the conversation, or I don't find the right words for explain my ideas correctly.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or I realize halfway through that I'm being a bit of a dick and decide the world doesn't need more shittiness so I just delete the comment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Or I realize that the message I start to reply to is hostile and not worth engaging with.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or I find the right words, but they come all at once and in the wrong order, and there's just so many of them, and it's very important that I get them exactly right, and... yeah I'm just going to not bother.

And then a few hours later I realize that it was a work email and I probably should get back to that.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Happens to me all the damn time.

I just wish I wouldn't waste an hour typing and rewording it before I eventually give up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is like 80% of my comments but just 5-10 minutes. I don't want to deal with the follow up lol.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

When you realize you're the idiot for engaging with them

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Sometimes I get to the finish line and submit it. Then some shmuck has the nerve to point out some silly little typo. I barely care enough to finish the comment you real

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Do you ever type out a multiple paragraph argument about something and then just delete it because it’s all bullshit anyway?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Arguing with people on the internet is like masturbation. It's fun at first, but eventually you realize you are only fucking yourself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

At least masturbation has an obvious end point.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

We should just build a meme where we hit submit instead of cancel. I think it would really lead

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When you realize that you don't have to reply to a person on the internet, then you are truly free

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I do this in real life too. I just windows log-off noise midway through a conversation

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was about to respond but then I

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I started 4 responses in this thread and submitted 2 of them. I'm proud of myself. Oh! This one makes 3!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hahaha I know, right? It’s funny how accurate th

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Happens all th

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yup. I just suddenly realize that I don't actually give a fuck.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Omg... yes!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Or that I don't actually have anything to contribute and that my opinion has already been stated so I won't be adding anything original to the conversation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People think that this is a form of apathy but it actually isn't. According to research by Cornell University conducted in 2009, they found that

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