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[+] 267 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)
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  • [–] 111 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I’m a Florida resident. Ron DeSantis sucks. Let me preface it. However, about 1-2x a year he does something that actually doesn’t suck.

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    [–] 95 points 2 years ago (22 children)

    What a weird conflict. I don't know who I want to win. Is it possible for them both to lose somehow? Like some kind of -1 sum game?

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (15 children)

    Send tate to florida. Then get out a saw, and cut Florida away and into the Ocean. Then use ropes to connect Hawaii and Alaska to the mainland.

    Now you can claim that only connected states can be states. Also, international no fly, no sail zone 300 miles around florida at any time. No one leaves.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Careful with that saw. There are allies there still.

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    [–] 79 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Trump will probably give them cabinets posts, they seem suitably qualified to join his inner circle.

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    [–] 65 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    man when you're too terrible for Florida conservatives to want you there, you know you're a terrible person

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago (17 children)

    ...Trump-hating [Ron DeSantis] has disgraced himself by stating that [Andrew Tate] and [Tristan Tate] are not welcome in Florida!"

    Did I miss something? Since when do DeSantis and Trump not align on their shit values?

    But also, I mean, it doesn't have to be said, but fuck all of them with a chainsaw.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    They align on their values but DeSantis considers himself Trump's rival for the presidency.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    Well, their recruitment along with the Silk Road guy is all part of Trump's plans to start massive human trafficking and drug trafficking organizations. He needs their expertise in human trafficking so he forced Romania to let them come here.

    The current node for human trafficking, to help cover where people are being sent, is Guantanamo (and Panama). That's Ron's old stomping grounds. And while I think he's cool with torture of "terrorists," he's not so into mass rape of women, egg farming, genocide to grave rob America. I think he also got freaked out by the Les Miserable song at the Governor's Ball (he cowered) and all the loud loud pushback he's experiencing from people calling in constantly to complain and also the protests.

    Or maybe he's just mad they took the spot he wanted.

    nbcnews.com/investigations/incoming-trump-administration-plans-deport-migrants-countries-rcna182896

    nbcnews.com/news/rcna189522

    semafor.com/article/02/06/2025/trump-administration-container-company-to-provide-temporary-migrant-housing

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/27/trump-deportations-panama

    https://www.npr.org/2025/02/24/nx-s1-5307156/immigration-dhs-memo-trump-migrant-detention-military-bases

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    [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Desantis is clearly worried that Andrew Tate will push him out of the running for "biggest piece of shit in the United States"... These guys take that award very seriously

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Good to see Romania is deporting criminal immigrants

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (15 children)

    I have no idea who Andrew Tate is. So I looked him up on Wikipedia, and he seems like the kind of awful person who would be a darling of the MAGAsphere.

    Could someone explain to me why DeSantis doesn't want him then?

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Desantis has make a huge show of “stopping human traffickers” and there’s no way he can welcome them without being called out on hypocrisy. He can pass this off as a “White House thing” and try to keep his position.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    ........ignorance truely is bliss. I wish I never heard of andrew tate. Oh man, the amount of appauling, cringe inducing things you get to hear from him for the first time???

    You know how when you meet someone who's never seen your favorite movie that you've watched 800+ times, and you're jealous they get to see it for the first time?

    Yeah, I feel the opposite of that today for you. Like I'm genuinely worried about your mental health if everyone starts sending you videos and quotes of his all at once. I imagine that may cause a mental breakdown.

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Well, a broken clock is right twice a day

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Nice to know that piece of shit has a line in the sand somewhere. 'convicted rapists and human traffickers' is a horrible line to have to get to but at least it's there? Still though, fuck DeSantis.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    You gotta be real fucked up for Florida to reject you

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I think they are at capacity for rapists with Trump and Gaetz already there.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    ron desantis is the guy who sues disney for some fucking reason

    andrew tate is the guy who sold an online university centered around being a rapist.

    scratch that, andrew tate is a rapist.

    let's ask the gov't of romania

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If I had to pick a state to send this asshole to...

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