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Andrew Tate 'not welcome' in Florida, Ron DeSantis says (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Trump will probably give them cabinets posts, they seem suitably qualified to join his inner circle.

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Department of human trafficking control

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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Department
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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

Orson Welles clap.gif

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago

Department of human trafficking ~~control~~. --FTFY

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Likely he will get some labor rights related stuff, then will help in gutting worker's protections in the name of "Hustle culture", after that he will take the blame for the fallout and land into some another position.

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[+] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 2 years ago

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

We are establishing a department of rape and scams, and these guys know all about it. Look at them now. With a tear in their eyes, the Tate brothers said Mr. Trump we'd be honored to head the department of rape and scams, and we'll be sending you some bitches as soon as possible.

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