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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
    • §"nginx". ¶1.
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

"nnnnn-ghinks"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When I first heard someone say SCSI out loud describing the drives in a server, I responded with, "No, they're actually high-end drives."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

I always think of this guy.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's, ummm, literally the first thing on the website (nginx.org). Tell me you didn't read the docs without telling me you didn't read the docs

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (21 children)

Idiot. Using English letters to try to represent sounds they don't normally make. It didn't work for gif (pronounced commonly as gif instead of jif), why would they think it would work for them?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

suddenly it all makes sense.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (18 children)

And postgresql is pronounced post-gres-Q-L, even though it probably should be post-gre-SQL

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

I just pronounce it postgres. That's the original name of the database. It originally had its own query language (quel), and SQL was later retrofitted onto it and called PostgreSQL. But the original quel language is long gone that we may as well go back to calling it just Postgres.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Wow, I never knew people thought it was pronounced differently. Never even considered it looked like jinx.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I went for n-ginx too. I've known for a while that it's actually n-gin-x but have to think carefully to not revert back.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I called it n-jinx once. felt embarrassed for myself as soon as I said it.

called it engine-x ever since.

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