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It's a corny joke

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

spreads nutella shit all over it

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

cake.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

cheese cake.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Your birthday parties must be wild.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Anyone who willingly eats candy corn is 100% a serial killer and will murder you at the earliest chance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I eat candy corn willingly when it's the last candy in the house. I have yet to aerial murder anyone

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t know what the pineapple lovers are eating but it ain’t pizza.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't really give a shit about pineapple. Not the worst thing on pizza but I'll give it a miss if I have the option. "Hawaiian" pizza is offensive because of the fucking ham they put on it and call it bacon. No. It's ham. Stop lying. Go to hell. Ham sucks.

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