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Oh yeah plants? Eat my ass!
Wipes ass with toilet paper

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In reality, we are actually farming jpegs, by posting reencoded versions of them daily, until they all eventually decompose so we can merge with them.

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It's like a circle

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I was going to sleep you know...

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Thanks so much for posting that. I hadn't heard it before and loved it

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

What? Why does no one in the comments mention that plants don't decompose dead bodies? This statement is just utterly wrong.

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Fungus rules them all

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Best overlords ever.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Ahhh, Semiosis had it right all along!

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This is some Trump level zero sum understanding of mutual benefit.

OP is probably going to be appointed Secretary of the Interior to shoot all the DEI trees and end woke oxygen.

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Because it's (eventual) cannibalism, or because they made you ponder these things?

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