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[-] [email protected] 120 points 2 years ago

Imagine how absolutely baffled the builder must've been at the unintentional power play. Reminds me of this classic snippet from Douglas Adams.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I would have snapped and then made an ass of myself, which tends to be the usual.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The last line really brings it home. It's like if an episode of Curb did a post credits sequence.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I'd completely forgotten about that amazing classic. Thanks for reminding me of it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Hahaha oh man, I remember reading that story in Hitchhikers Guide, I can't believe that really happened to him. God that's so painfully awkward and even more painfully British.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

If y'all don't know Fern Brady she is an absolute joy in series 14 of Taskmaster.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Me Fern Brady me Fern Brady

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Did I meet those potatoes before?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The rightful queen!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Her book is wonderful. If you have someone neurodiverse in your life, I can't recommend it enough.

Yes, it was funny. But so insightful, too.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I love TM, I loved Fern on it, but most of all I Loved seeing her in that power rangers esque one piece.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I love the 'WhaHuh' sound she makes in the leader.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Fuck shes funny.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

“Our builder” means… they’re having their house remodeled?

[-] [email protected] 89 points 2 years ago

no, rich people just have a bodybuilder around to lift things and stuff

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

My other guess was personal trainer...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I thought it was a kid putting together Legos all day

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

protip: plural of lego is lego.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

it's not even an english word. the US is wrong... again.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What do you mean it's not an English word? It's used in English-speaking countries by English speakers isn't it? Next are you gonna say that "ski" is also not an English word?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Of course. Who wants to lift things themselves, when you can have a peasant do it?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it's British

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

My wife does this too, except with penises

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can she give mine back, they tried to cast me for Ken

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

It's like the tenth time I've seen this post but it still makes me laugh

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

That man was walking around all week trying to figure out if he ought to try to smash.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Me Fern Brady me Fern Brady

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You can take my dirty ass hoody from my cold dead hands

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