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Hacked together, nonsensical at times, used basically everywhere. (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Every natural language is all of those things except used everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Clever use of 'nonsensical' here. How refreshing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What is Japanese?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll take English over its predecessor... shudders French, any time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Does that make French PHP?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Old English is a rather precise language that isn't inheriently terrible. I long for a revival of the dead language.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Than german is like Assembly, hard to learn, every flavour is completly different, everything is kind of glued together and the language is extremly prezise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This guy deutsch's