Having kids will not help your happiness level..

I'm not gonna have kids so they can start competing with me for crying time. That's a limited resource, and I need all of it.

Living your best life!

No seriously though. Do what makes you happy because it's your life. Everybody dies at the end.

Friends: buying houses and having kids.

Me: let's get a motorcycle license babe.

Tbh we started off with her going: "i want a tiny you, someday" to eventually: "i can't stand kids, no thanks" (we visited her sister abroad for a week and her kids totally drained us) and now we're back to: "i kinda want a baby as it's now or never" while i completely embraced the idea of never having kids once she asked me to get a vasectomy (i didn't as i didn't feel it was neccesary).

I'd rather just make more money and have more fun. I never fit in well so i doubt my kids will too, i don't want that for them. Heck i also don't want the current state of society for them, i don't even want that for me.

I have 3 kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and 3 money? - Sir Homer Simpson

You thinking those friends married and with kids are not depressed?

Source: was married with kids and depressed for years.

Guess what, you can do all three! It's a simple matter of holding the phone in one hand while whipping a tit for your baby in the other!

Appreciate u for it