Anyone with a truck carrying giant flags. If you are in the US, you know what I mean.

Lifted trucks. My assurance goes up 10x if they have rims and tires meant for the road.

Lifted truck rolling coal is 100% an asshole.

(EU) SUVs. Are you insecure and too stupid to drive? GET A CAR 20% larger in every dimension so you can piss off the whole world with your incompetence.

Anything that makes VRROOOOOOM VROOOOOM noises when it doesn't need to is almost certainly driven by an asshole.

NL here: Imported American trucks. You do not need a car that costs €5000/month in fuel alone that you cannot use practically in any way that a van, a regular car or even a bakfiets could do more cost-effectively. The only people who go through the effort to get such a vehicle are compensating for something, and a Dodge Ram in The Netherlands is only useful for dick measuring, and the most significant thing it'll ever move is the owner's fragile ego.

Anything with truck nuts attached

Ram Trucks. according to research, these vehicles are the most likely to be driven, and wrecked, by a drunk driver. People who instinctively idolize an animal that solves it's problems by smashing them with it's face... probably not the best people to drive near.

• Teslas
• Really large trucks that are clearly not being used for actual work
• BMWs
• Lexuses
• Shitty little ricers that aren't fast, they're just obnoxiously loud
• Anyone with a rented box truck (like a UHaul) driving in the far left lane of the freeway.
• Cop cars

Oversized trucks and new BMWs. Every fucking time...

Tesla.

Anyone who has a big fucking pickup truck and isn't living in a rural area

Tesla's have become the new BMW drivers from my experience as of late.

Vehicles with thin blue line flags (and/or stickers of the same)

BMW. Eveytime. No blinker use either.

If it has a punisher sticker it's an asshole

BMWs, all the time

huge trucks/ pickups

• Any truck so big they can't see kids crossing the road or has to put a front tire on the side walk to not be in the street.

• Any large truck with double wide wheels or a truckbed as clean as the day it was made.

Edit: Also a police car. I missed that the first time around.

Big ass lifted trucks with the double back wheels my god. I feel so embarrassed for them

Tesla.

For many people the answer should be "my vehicle".

Lift-kitted pickup trucks. Every single time, there's either a thin blue line flag, or some other settler paramilitary organization's flag flying out the bed of the mf.

Any truck but Dodge Ram in particular.

Easily a Tesla. Any model.

Any recent Tesla model.

Police car drivers don't have to be assumed to be assholes they are assholes by definition.

Anything that looks like it just pulled off the battlefield. Like G Wagons and Hummers.

Dodge Ram

Ford F250 or larger

Yeah...Pretty much. That and giant pickup trucks.

This may just be confirmation bias but it seems like the majority of cars that pull out in front of me forcing me to break when they could have just waited 2 seconds for me to pass seem to be pickup trucks. Bonus points with last weeks one to do that which was also 1) driven by an elderly couple 2) swerveing all over the road, 3) driving 5 miles below speed limit, 4) had unsecured items in the back.

They do make mini-trucks which are much better for fuel mileage while having the benefits of a work truck, but like you said these people aren't buying them with fuel mileage or practicality in mind.