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[-] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago

In their haste to preserve the scrolls, they tip over some oil lamp and... 🔥

[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

It had to happen, because it did happen.

Unless we're playing by Back To The Future rules, in which case ... I dunno man, whatever gets him to not hook up with his mom.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago

Maybe that's why so few books survived the fire.

They were brought to the future and we are in the in between time. * X files music*

[-] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

And they're mostly versions of people shiting on copper vendors (expanded universe).

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

I appreciate that you have removed gender stereotypes from this meme format

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Was just about to say this. It's wild and sad how often it is "women lame. Man smart, strongk" with this format.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I took most of those as "woman reasonable, men weird".

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Regular people bad

This but unironically

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The world is far too normal and it's a travesty. Everyone should be weirder. Go goth! Start a religion! Invent a new gender! Learn everything there is to know about trains. Normal sucks.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Goths are pretty normal, they just like a certain music and/or fashion style.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I mean, it's better than women bad, isn't it?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Go grab those Mayan codices before the Spanish could burn them. Hundred of years of history lost, all because of Christian superstition.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

their

\sigh

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Someone needs to take out Machiavelli or otherwise prevent him from writing The Prince while we’re in the past. Might not do anything but it could fix a lot if it does

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Nah, The Prince is just basic government theory.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes. I read The Prince and I think Machiavelli's reputation as malevolent and scheming is undeserved. Perhaps he shocked the sensibilities of some by saying the quiet part out loud, but it would be foolish for either a ruler or his subjects to be unaware of that quiet part due to misplaced idealism. This remains true in the present day.

Edit: I assume that you know this, but I thought that a reply to you was a good place to say it to others.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

First stop, Nalanda university. It's said that when the Mongols burned it, it didn't stop for a month.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Imagine the size of its knowledge base, considering most of its learnings were passed down orally as was the custom of the time in the subcontinent?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I don't wanna :(

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

So now we know how the library of Alexandria got burnt.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The Chronicles of St. Mary's is an entire series of historians "investigating historical events in contemporary time." Don't call it time travel. They don't like that term.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Why hurry? Why not go back a month or more before the fire to give youself time?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You're still limited by your own lifespan. There's A LOT of lost knowledge.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I would want to see Shakespeare's lost plays. Though most likely I'd see every Marx brothers performance.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Get to da choppa!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Or you could just actually observe history as it happened

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