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[–] 92 points 2 years ago (15 children)

I want to belive that this is true (and gay)

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn't be English either. I've watched Bob l'éponge and the song is French.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population... So there's a chance

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Vem bor i en ananas djupt i det blå? Svampbob Fyrkant!

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Generals totally watch new recruits shoot for the first time.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I mean, occasionally they do. Always popping up where you least expect (or want) them, in my experience.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Would you say that it happens in...

    ...general?

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago*

    And completely neglects the chain of command to directly berate a drill sergeant. That's like the CEO of McDonald's going to a franchise to berate the guy making fries.

    And the recruits shoot for their first time at 300 meters.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    My dad had a similar story. When he got recalled they had to shoot a bunch of nearly depleted ammo for 155 mm arty.

    They sit in the field waiting for the command to fire. Guy that has the pull cord had been smoking some weed and was sitting behind the gun drumming.

    One of his beats is with the hand in which he has the cord, it was slightly to strong. The gun fires and he gets the recoiling breech block in his face.

    My dad jumps on him and keeps his tongue from sliding back in the guys throat. Shouts at the commanding officer to get a medic, finally the guy gets wheeled out by an ambulance. Nothing heard from the guy.

    Years later, in a bar he hears some drumming he recognizes. It's the same guy, he got small fracture at the base of his skull and got an army pension for life. Buys the beers for my dad the rest of the evening.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Unless Anon served in the Russian army, accidentally shooting a rock 10m away would be quite a serious safety breach leading to a good amount of investigations.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    I wonder what country this is that has conscription, speaks English and uses meters.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 2 years ago (6 children)

    It might come as a surprise to you, but quite a lot of people in the world learn English as a second language, and terminally online 4chan anons tend to get quite good at it, so this doesn't narrow it down much.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago* (5 children)

    Yes that's why the drill instructor yells in English too. Come on now friend.

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  • [–] [S] 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Hmm, that's a good point.

    Alright, which country would you suspect then? Because outside of the US, every other English speaking country uses the metric system (but I'm not sure if any of them still have mandatory conscription).

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