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[–] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Unless Anon served in the Russian army, accidentally shooting a rock 10m away would be quite a serious safety breach leading to a good amount of investigations.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 years ago

Anon is on 4chan and mentioned mandatory service...so yeah, probably Russia or a former Soviet state.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 2 years ago

That's why anon is going to that guy's wedding next week; both were kicked out of army.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

In Russian army, rock shoots you.

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[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

In soviet Russia the pension will get you for life... Jokes aside he won't get any pension or medical in russian army, just get sent to Ukraine. Cheaper

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