this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hello France? The American people here. We'd like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Thing one: You don't need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.

Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they'll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We just have to genocide one more minority group and your quality of life will improve, trust me bro

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I heard the Irish are still here and are the problem. We just need to go back to the original scapegoat and eliminate it as the source.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Politicians are a minority group.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we're absolutely saturated with politicians. We'll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Might I suggest installing them in state capitals then? Tends to be where the worst infestations are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Robespierre has entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

Ask not for whom the guillotines, it tines for thee.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

It's probably for a noble cause

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

any day now...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Y'all got anymore of that routine maintenance? We need some.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Getting ready....