Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.

All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.

Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90's

If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck, it'll be a vacuum cleaner.

https://valetudo.cloud/

Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.

android

the one you, the reader, uses

Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?

I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.

... My vacuum actually does run Linux.

!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<

Manjaro, easy choice.

Actual: ChromeOS or Android

Snobby: Ubuntu with Unity

Windows running WSL running a VM running Debian 2.2.

RHEL because the best Linux is the one you pay for.

Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean

Joe Linux

Void

Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--

Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)

"I use Arch btw"

TiVo

Just use Windows, it has WSL

Red Star anybody?

I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?

Nix-OS. Nix translates to "nichts" in german, which translates to "nothing" in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.

Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.

That Justin Bieber Linux?
(The opposite of Hannah Montana Linux ofc)

Ironically it's probably Suckless.

There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.

wubuntu