this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like whoever buys this should turn the garden into a satanic shrine, just to balance things out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, it’s already a pretty good Pagan nature temple.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is true! It just needs a sacred tree and a few triskellions to complete the look.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And loads and loads of wild flowers and "weeds" like dandelions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Excellent place for a gay bar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Seems fitting, Jesus loved saying "Ah... Men"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nuclear war

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am not well versed in religion but wasn't it their god that said not to idolize him ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s fine, they’re mostly idolising his mum.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mariolatry!

That link is actually a pretty wild ride. Excerpt: "Father Jerome of Texo, of the Society of Jesus, rejoiced in the name of slave of Mary; and, as a mark of servitude, went often to visit her in some church dedicated in her honor. On reaching the church, he poured out abundant tears of tenderness and love for Mary; then prostrating, he licked and rubbed the pavement with his tongue and face, kissing it a thousand times, because it was the house of his beloved Lady".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Crazy lives there. It pretends to not be crazy by saying “God” all the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

to me, this is a dichotomy of spiritual symbolism and worship of nature. I prefer the one on the right, personally.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ 😶

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Having a ton of crucifixes up on a wall gets a lot funnier if you see them as hunting trophies.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Religious decor is one thing but does it also need to look so kitschy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think I prefer kitschy than the hyper realistic crucifix paintings/statues. The one at my church when I was a kid was terrifying - I’d always drag my mum to the side where peaceful Mary was rather than tortured Jesus!