Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.
Blue = floor/door
Red = where it lands?
Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:
This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?
next is the drawbridge.. crank that fucker down.. then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do.. you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?
No Fucking thank you very much!
You have a wonderful way with words!
Submarines have more bathroom space.
RIP OceanGate Titan
I like to imagine that this dosen't have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.
Where's the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt
I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!
I think there's some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.
I believe you're correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible
… something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…
If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up
Sounds like you are rocketing poop out your butthole
If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left
Went to take a leak, got a broken neck instead
Ooo with bidet?
Efficient use of space. I'm in
At least you can flip down the hatch in front of the toilet and do your business with a relative semblance of safety but those stairs...
Shitty design
Death crap
"I'm dropping a deuoooooooooooooooooooo"
when you're dying for a piss
also it's remarkable that the lack of a door on a toilet visible to the hallway isn't even the bad part
Hole-y shit
Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.
This is literally what I see in my dreams
In my dreams the toilets have those ridiculously low dividing walls
If it fits I shit
Minecraft parkour to the toilet
How does this even work?
jump
You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!
God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.
When and where do you wash your hands?
At the sink behind another drawbridge element one level above probably...
Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.
this picture gives me anxiety
I can’t tell if this is photoshopped or just screenshotted to death
Screenshotted to death. It’s really old.