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[-] [email protected] 79 points 2 years ago

Easier to just throw a Coke out of a plane. 😏

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Everything I know about honey badgers I learnt because of a bottle of coke.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

The sentinelese see right through that bullshit. Leave them alone.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if they're the last sane people on the planet. Then I remember we have antibiotics, and my mom has a power wheelchair, and I wonder if there can't be some middle ground.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Solarpunk and anarchism are what you're looking for

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Found the theories a few years ago, desperately hoping we find the reality at some point

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I have faith that it'll work out. 2020 felt like a training point in society and I think we'll eventually be able to realize this newfound social awareness a lot of us have come to obtain. Also, join an org if you're able/currently not in one!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well restructuring all of society takes a lot of work and time and luck. And hey you can contribute to it as well.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

They have the true "reject modernity, return to monke" vibe

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Yep. From the North Sentinel Island wikipedia page:

The islanders have been observed shooting arrows at boats, as well as at **low-flying helicopters. **

If they’re shooting at a helicopter, I don’t think they’ll think about a bunch of drones any differently.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Well the north alabamese also shoot at helicopters yet would totally be fooled by a giant face in the sky

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

People trying to shoot down a helicopter with bows and arrows is a hilarious thing to picture

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well they did succeed in making it go away, so there's that

Edit: This is a bit of a tongue in cheek joke

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

At this point I'm getting concerned with the amount of climate change we've got going on if they may be forced to relocate in the not too distant future

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Relocate? To where? The whole planet is fucked, not just the tropics.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The highlands of scandinavia should be safer than most and might suit them, with rømmegrøt and hallingdans on Hardangervidda

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Including the majestik møøse

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Pacific Northwest is probably okay that's why we are trying to build dual power to replace the government when it collapses and fight the Nazis who want to do the same

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This would be the best reason to contact, not to convert them as Christian goons are trying to do

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

It won't work if we are already their demons.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Already happened with cargo cults didn't it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

No - drone light shows weren't used in cargo cults

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

You don't say! I hope my meaning was clear.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You don't know that.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

You gotta go all the way and also get a few LRAD devices to project the voice of God.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

But if the tribe is uncontacted no one outside the tribe can speak their language

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Starlink is probably already causing some inadvertent tribal child sacrafices

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

They've even constructed fake airfields and hand carved wooden headphones to simulate air traffic control. Wild.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

AINZ OOAL GOWN!!!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Or don't, because your forefathers are the reason why they want to stay uncontacted in the first place.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

If you haven't you should read up on cargo cults. Very interesting phenomenon.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It can only go wrong for the lands my people will conquer for me >:D

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