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[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Knowing how to code and interacting with stuff like the nintendo e shop scrollimg performance being super shit makes me think I would absolutely be fired if I deployed shit like that in prod for millions of users.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

learn to code and you'll forever more be going "i could probably fix this if i could be fucked to get familiar with the codebase"

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Now i complain about both the bugs in my games and the bugs in other games

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be training orcas to attack shipping vessels

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

At minimum I think it would stop people from calling devs lazy. I don’t code, but even I know for how boring Ubisoft games are, none of them were “lazy” outputs.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I only chose this career path because I heard there were a lot of hugs. 🥲

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Become an entomologist and never complain about them ever.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Even flies?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Looks at Undertail and Balatro just being a collection of IF statements…

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Learn to code and you’ll be too busy complaining about your own bugs everyday.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

No I for sure complain, but for date bugs.. I'll be forgiving

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

As someone who had a career as a web developer and had to build sites that worked pixel perfect on multiple devices and clients I think game developers are jokers

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I can code pretty well. I'm a qa tester. Complaining about videogames is my mostprechious pasttime

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Instead you report them

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