Psionics (a la Legion/David Haller), Divine Powers (more Legion reality-warping fun), Immorality (until the Heat Death of the Universe). I've got a lot I want to do, starting with planetary reform and cultivation of the species.
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Am I misunderstanding siphon powers? Add invisibility and super speed... Aita?
I will be Useless Man!
Radiation, super smell, syphon ability (there are no super heros so no abilities to syphon.)
Immortal, healing, shape shifter
the rest I can get with time and cunning
I went with immortal, shape shift, and teleport.
There’s no range to the teleport listed, and I’m just going to assume that shape shift can alter biological function and not just the meaty outer covering.. but ultimately it doesn’t really matter that much because immortal.
This would be a great way to explore the universe and a search for life. Maybe settle down somewhere if you find an advanced society that sucks less than humans.
Honestly, I'd prefer healing over immortal.
Sure, you don't live forever but at least your health will always be excellent. No permanent insuries, no cancer, no chronic pain, no dementia etc.
Size manipulation is all i need...
They make pills for that
Intellect, immortal, shape shifter.
Shape shifter makes the attractive male/female redundant.
Intellect will get you gadgets/implants/power suit. After a bit of work which you have infinite time to do.
I wonder if shaft shifting would fuck with your sense of self too much. Who actually are you if you can be anyone?
Is this a trick question? You're you. No amount of bodily alteration will change that. Shapeshifting will, however, allow you to have the most you-like body imaginable.
I guess that you would spend most of your time in a "default" look. Other times you would play a role to meet a specific end.
Teleport, invisibility, and psionic as long as that includes mind reading.
Hmm...
Agility, Radiation and "gadgets", or
Immortal, Flight and Invulnerability?
Nah, Attractive female, Insanely rich and Super Smell of course!
Immortality, invulnerability, and shape shifter to not attract too much attention (hide)
Magic, weather control (magic), invulnerability (magic also)
What is psionic if not psychic? And how are telekinesis and telepathy separate from both?
Telekinesis is moving objects with your mind while Telepathy is reading minds.
Psychic I would guess is a lot closer to telling the future than anything else.
Psionics is literally just a category that includes all 3 of those though so I have no idea.
Psionic might have some extra sensory perception as well.
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Attractive Male, Immortal, Divine Powers.
shapeshifting teleportation and electricity control sure why not
Divine Powers
Immortality
Phasing
Bitches think they can bury me in a cave behind a boulder? I don't fucking think so.
That said, I do need more detail on "power syphoning." Seems like a no-brainer if you get to keep them.
Shape Shifter, Teleport, Insanely rich.
- Be anyone/anything I want to be
- Go wherever I want instantly
- and if i need anything else, just buy it with money
Do you need money if you can just teleport into a bank vault, grab some gold, and teleport out? :p
Shape shifter makes half of these redundant. I pick that, teleport, and electric control.
Immortal, Teleport, Intellect
Idk how magic fits in here, since Teleport is typically a part of magic.
I will use it to fix the world buy making a lust for power and greed to the detriment of humanity a death sentence. My super hero name can be Incentive. I will make it my duty to make sure that the ruling class finally has a proper incentive to do what is right. I'll be like if Kira from death note wasn't a moron.
Teleport is creating wormholes, that's science, not magic. I'm an adult I think.
Shapeshifter, magic, immortal. Boom.
Ignoring the devine powers weather control is ridiculously op. When i was smaller i was thinking of what extremely op devil fruit you could get in ome piece and i picked weather control. You can literally strike anyone with lightning, controll air pressure, create extrelemly strong winds that are localized(air bending), create a firestorm(firebending), rain an shit(waterbending), depending on weather you count disasters as weather(i would normally not count eartquakes but floods are def weather) you can literally turn whole cities, countries to dust. Also potentially you could just spawn certain animals that are commonly found in hurricanes if we count that. Also flight probably because of the wind powers. Your temperature range is basically -100 to 100 which is also op. You could travel with 500km/h because that was the fastest wind ever recorded. You could also rain 1kg pieces of hail on people. So yeah you would be a god basically even without the devine powers. You can add immortality of course and with that you are literally a god at that point. You can add attractive male/female(which i presume means extremely attractive because youre spending a slot on it) or super speed so you can be fast while doing this shit or anything else tbh as youre already a god.
Necromancy necromancy necromancy.
Easy!
Im thinking... Rich, healing, teleport
Solve any current problems with money, heal people/animals, easily and instantly go anywhere.
I would attempt to "heal" the ultra-rich from whatever their obvious problem is. Lol
1 insanely rich so i dont have to work. 2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick 3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets
Immortal, invulnerable, magic.
Magic would probably enable a lot of the other things on that list, and having unlimited time to practice it, you could become a demigod in, to you, no time at all.
Insanely Rich x 3
What if I already have the power of being attractive 😎
Do I have to waste a choice to keep it?
And does immortality come with eternal youth?
How fast is the super speed?
Fast enough your skin melts from the friction and incidental contact results in amputation. Have fun!
Invulnerability, Invisibility, Psychic
Immortal, Flight because it's more fun than teleport, and Magic for whatever else I want.
Immortal, teleport and stamina. I am going places bitches!