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[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Feral. Radioactive. Submariner.

Sealab 2021.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Supersight Weapons master Super strength or super speed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I feel like immortality is always a monkey's paw.
Can we replace it with like... Negligible Senescence?

Assuming it's not a monkey's paw (since invulnerability is also there) then:
Immortality, teleportation (to escape capture), intellect.

Also wtf is Devine Power?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Immortality is fine, until you end up stuck somewhere forever.

It's inevitable, it might be 10 years from now you'll get stuck under a mudslide and buried forever, but conscious.

In a billion years, you'll get stuck inside the expanding sun forever.

In a few trillion years you'll get stuck floating in the void of space forever as the universe expanded into nothingness.

Immortality needs some sort of way out, or else you'll eventually end up suffering forever (what's a trillion years to someone who will live for eternity?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Teleportation is also one of the options, so that solves the getting stuck somewhere problem. My concern is what immortality is like without also getting invulnerability...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, but that just pushes back the timeline some. Even with immortality, invulnerability, and teleportation, you're still going to live forever floating in the void of space. There just isn't going to be anywhere to teleport TO after a few trillion years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Unless you can teleport to other universes / realities

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Well, immortality and invulnerability are a definite to deal with some existential dread.

Then I suppose insanely rich because you're going to need a lot of money to make investments on a forever time scale.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

I feel like teleportation gets you an ability that makes money just fine. Hell, just invulnerability makes you valuable for cleaning up nuclear accidents like Chernobyl and Fukushima.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Why doesn't "Divine Powers" include everything else? 🤷

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"Divine Powers" means you can make anything Fabulous! with just a glance.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Most of the powers are achievable with just intellect and magic. The third power to choose is immortality because most of the sci fi or magical immortality has a catch.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Attractive male, insanely rich, intellect.

Y’all have fun being superheroes. I’m gonna enjoy the fuck out of life.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would you pick intellect if you wanted a good time? Isn't ignorance bliss?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Yes but that haven't received the intelligence power yet so they don't know that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's no rules that says having powers mean you have to be a superhero

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You could also be a supervillain... >:)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Magic. Two others at random.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll take Divine Powers. I think the rest will then sort out by itself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm trying to work out what that is. The ability to, uh, do everything on that list? If so, I will also take 3 scoops please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You know, standard stuff like food transmutation, turning into a swan to get laid and having fire come out your mouth when you get mad.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

If I'm a plural system do we get to pick 3 for each of us? :)

If it's one set for everyone, I'm going with Shapeshifting, Healing, and the third kind of depends on how this stuff works.

Shapeshifting I'd take even if I was only allowed one power. I'd finally have a body that fits. Several of them, in fact. Some might even be human. We could swap between us physically, and turning into stuff for a while just sounds fun.

Healing because if I don't pick it I'm eventually going to regret it. Shapeshifting might already let me fix any damage that isn't incapacitating or instantly lethal, but that only applies to my own body. I'd want to be able to help others, too.

For the third power... Magic could mean a lot of things, including many on this list. Maybe it's a "jack of all trades, master of none" kind of deal, which I'd be fine with. A bunch of spells that cover a wide range of situations but aren't as strong as specializing in a single power.

Teleport is really appealing. Lots I can do with it if I can take people or things with me, or set up something long-range that doesn't require line of sight. If it also allows me to create permanent portals then we're really going to have fun.

Or I could take Invulnerability to remove that "incapacitating or instantly lethal" weakness and really lean into being some kind of unstoppable healer. Divine Powers? Depending on what that does, it could replace Healing while also giving a bunch of other benefits. Hell, if it lets me resurrect people too, and I also take Invulnerability, then I'm basically an emergency respawn point for the entire community.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Being a necromancing immortal weathercontroller sounds fun...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Shape shifting, teleportation, and insanely rich

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

All choices depend on the degree of the power. How much can you lift with telekinesis and how dexterous is? Is magic cantrips, level 9 spells, or something even more arcane? To what level are the speed and strength "super"? Are you a "Captain America" super human or Superman?

Thankfully, my constant favorites are pretty definite: invulnerability and immortality.

What even is "psychic" and how is meaningfully different from "telekinesis" and "telepathy"? Is it bundling all the other -kineses? Yeah, I'm giving it too much thought but personally I don't like discussions based entirely on everyone not having enough information.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Guys you don't even eye siphon abilities? It's the pro strat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

I figure that and attractiveness will enable you to borrow any other ability you need.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Attractive female, insanely rich, and teleport. I'll have a gf, have money to finance my 1000 hobbies and help others, and never have to stand an hour in a crowded bus trying to hold in a fart again.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I think Attractive female means you become an attractive female, so the genie got you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh no, you got me, genie! hahaha, definitely didn't want this, you got me so good 😉

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

Of course a blahaj.zone user comments that!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I mean, I am female, and being an attractive one would make my chances of attracting another attractive female higher...

So either way it's a win.

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