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[–] 250 points 3 years ago (5 children)

white text on yellow background, that's infuriating

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  • [–] 205 points 3 years ago (10 children)

    If someone does not take the least amount of effort to answer a simple question like that one .... then he doesn't care about you in the slightest.

    "But its a generic question!"

    Two words: common courtesy.

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  • [–] 74 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    People (guys usually) also answer like this when they are trying to tell you exactly what you want to hear so that you'll sleep with them. They feel like if they give any wrong answer early on, they've lost their chance. It's a very manipulative mindset. He was like a deer in the headlights, not knowing if any answer he gave would be the right answer since he doesn't know her at all yet. So he stalls, hoping she'll drop it.

    Or he might just be an idiot.

    Either way, drop them and move on to somebody who will be real with you.

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    [–] 180 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    It's kind of nice when people reveal themselves to be insufferable douchebags at the outset rather than wasting your time.

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    [–] 147 points 3 years ago (4 children)
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    [–] 145 points 3 years ago

    Id say she got to know just about eveything she needed to know about this person.

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  • [–] 135 points 3 years ago

    This is so weird. The first response was somewhat acceptable if in a joking manner but then he quintuple downed.

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  • [–] 133 points 3 years ago (23 children)

    Someone's insecure about his Shakira collection.

    Seriously though, I'm guessing this guy either doesn't like music at all (I've known a few and they act like this) or got made fun of a lot for his music tastes in high school. It's a shame this guy is probably a walking insecurity.

    Which is a great reason to unmatch him and move on.

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  • [–] 36 points 3 years ago (15 children)

    I didn’t even know it was humanly possible to not like music at all. What were they like? Like their personalities? Did they seem sociopathic or were they generally “normal”?

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  • [–] 51 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I used to not like music at all and 15 year old me would have probably responded just like this guy. But for me it was more that I didn't know what I liked until I heard it. Everyone around me exclusively listened to top 40 and RnB, or techno/house. I seriously thought there was something wrong with me cos I hated everything I heard. And then I heard metal for the first time, and everything changed.

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    [–] 116 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Bro doing "being mysterious" the wrong way

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  • [–] 112 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    That yellow background is so unreadable 🍌

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  • [–] 106 points 3 years ago (10 children)

    How do you read light yellow text on darker yellow background?

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    [–] 104 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    "It's something you've never heard of"

    "How do you know?"

    "...because I'm never going to tell you about it"

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    [–] 82 points 3 years ago (17 children)

    This is literally out of these incel playbooks. Straight up tater tot bullshit lmao.

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    [–] 76 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I've never had such an annoying color combination for a text message.

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    [–] 74 points 3 years ago (11 children)

    You know... It's seeing this type of stuff I'm so happy I found my wife the old fashioned way before dating apps existed.

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    [–] 68 points 3 years ago

    "Why do girls keep ghosting me? I'm such a nice guy! Bohooohoooo"

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  • [–] 61 points 3 years ago

    You don't want to date that guy, let the process work.

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  • [–] 54 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    So glad I’m not going through this any more. I think I’d rather be single than do online dating again.

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    [–] 53 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    But you got to know what kind of person she is, right? The app did its job.

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    [–] 46 points 3 years ago (11 children)

    Bro was probably listening to that "Anime Thighs" song from a few years back 💀

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    [–] 46 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Basically why they are single, you must be desperate lmfao

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    [–] 44 points 3 years ago

    Time to move to the next chat.

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  • [–] 43 points 3 years ago (7 children)
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    [–] 42 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    He's thinking "what does music have to do with me getting sex as quickly s possible?"

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    [–] 42 points 3 years ago

    Online dating is one of the most exhausting experiences of my life.

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  • [–] 40 points 3 years ago

    If it is any consolation for them, they definitely learned everything they needed to know.

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  • [–] 40 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    "It's just this old Papa Roach song, you've probably never heard of them. I'm just really unique like that."

    What a cornball.

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    [–] 38 points 3 years ago (29 children)

    Sounds like my son. He hates sharing his music no matter what it is. Same with videos. It's so stupid. Just tell me and move on why is the 21 pilots song you're listening to need to be top secret.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    This is not a comment on you, but I do the same thing and have come to realize it's at least in part a response to being judged in some way (or feeling judged at least) over things I shared with my family, so now I just don't share.

    If it's important to you, it might be worth having a conversation about why they are withholding and, if it's for similar reasons, addressing why they feel that way and assuring them you'll do your best to keep them from feeling bad about sharing.

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    [–] 32 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    This is a red flag. It means he listens exclusively to Nickelback and Creed.

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    [–] 31 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Rebecca Black - Friday. He just doesn't want to own it.

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    [–] 30 points 3 years ago

    It's probably CBAT or the 4kids Digimon opening

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