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So close too (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/humor@lemmy.world
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[–] 82 points 3 years ago

For a second I thought the pictures were a before and after, and was like "well they did a good job at least"

Then I realized 💀

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    [–] 54 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    The only thing he didn't try, weight loss.

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    • [–] 47 points 3 years ago (14 children)

    I can’t tell who is David Beckham, mostly because I don’t know who that is.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago* (6 children)

    I’m not a sports person but even I know he was one of the biggest soccer players and most famous athletes in the world.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    I don't really care for football either, but the name rings a bell. Isn't he the guy who had the really funny and innacurate bronze statue made in his questionable honour?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    No, that's Ronaldo. Around 20 years ago Beckham was one of the most famous people in the world

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    Aah. Well see then I know at least three footballers - Zlatan Ibrahimovic was really big here in Sweden.

    If his heyday was 20 years ago it's no wonder I don't know much about him. I was like 9, and lived out in the middle of nowhere. I had no friends, so I spent my days reading books and plonking away in QBASIC on my old Windows 98 machine. There was a lot of Populous 3, RollerCoaster Tycoon, and The Sims involved as well.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Then we're of the same age. On my 9th birthday all the boys had "the beckham haircut". It makes sense that you managed to not know of him if you lived in the middle of nowhere, I can promise you that if you had lived in a city you wouldn't have had a chance of not knowing who he is.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)

    I think you just described me from every post in celebs

    Edit stupid autocorrect and tired

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    I'm like this too. Like I know a few whose works I really enjoy (like Bette Midler), and then I know the names of others but I couldn't point them out in a crowd. I've heard the name David Beckham before, and I know he's some football guy, but I don't really know more than that.

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    • [–] 40 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    What did he spend 20k on? The haircut?

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    • [–] 17 points 3 years ago

    they're the same picture

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    [+] 14 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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    [–] 13 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    David Beckbeef..

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    • [–] 12 points 3 years ago

    Maybe he has prosopagnosia and didn't realise the photos he supplied surgeons were of David Beckham and Steven Seagal.

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    [–] 10 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Management would like you to tell the difference between between these 2 photos

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    • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    If you think he looks like a numpty, wait unit you hear him. Dude is lost in space.

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    • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    another 90 grand should do it. Less than that on the back streets of Sao Paulo.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (2 children)

    São Paulo? I though Instabul and Praga were the points.

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    • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    wish dot com Beckham

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    [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    David Beckhampies

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    [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Looks just like him tho

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    [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Reminds me of Oli, the BTS dude who looks nothing like Jimin

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    [+] -14 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    He looks like he paid to have his face shrunk

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