I don't even remember what I had for lunch yesterday

My future self is dead idgaf what that guy thinks.

Jokes on him, I won’t remember most of anything.

Jokes on you I'm already in my late 40s and from Glasgow future me is already dead

No she isn't; I have a terrible memory

I fuck with my future self all the time by saying "you too" when a waiter tells me to enjoy my meal. Really keeps the bastard up at night.

The GDPR needs to be amended to prevent human memories from containing personal data

Why is future me watching me poop?!

Fucker probably died, jokes on him.

What in the clicker is that? Some alternate last of us reality

Not if I get drunk enough!

Sorry for the past, present and futer disappointment, homie. You know I cant help it.

Kinky

Ew, future me is a creep, i should get a restraining order

Trust me he won't remember this shit, he's an idiot

You sick fuck future me.

Ever get cosmic and wonder if this could be literally true?