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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I like how rational sorrows about the state of the world is considered grumpy compared to mindlessly giving away any responsibility by praying.

Raped your wife/daugther? Pray! Got raped by family? Pray!! Pillaged an entire workforce for every dime they had, killing some of them by removing healthcare/firing them? Pray! Having no healthcare on the deathbed? Pray!!!Be an drunk asshole abusing your family? Pray!!!!!

Shut the fuck up an PRAY!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Mr. Guff sounds too much like McGruff, that talking dog narc that works for the FBI.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'm a Christian, the opposite happens as well. Why can't we discuss our beliefs in a civilized manner? I will never tell my "pastor" about an atheist or theist in my area. Especially considering I have atheist friends.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

"Why some of my best friends are atheists! I just don't let them anywhere near my kids."

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn it's like looking in a mirror.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

How do they know I'm so horny ??

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bet Mr. Gruff (and while I'm at it, Baphomet) has goat powers like being able to digest just about anything, and walk up slight inclined walls and cliffsides.

If you see someone who is grumpy and bitter rather than trying to witness to them (which doesn't work — we all force-fed Jesus the way we force feed geese) try bringing them cookies or inviting them to the community barbecue.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If I remember correctly this is from a site it gave fursona to other groups they didn't like including Jewish, and Islamic folks. It was an educational site directed to children

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Grumpy and bitter? You are the fucktards constantly trying to spoil all the fun!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Father, we also have other related news, We have a cease and desist from the Almighty claiming that if we continue to use his name to push our own agenda he is ready to take legal action.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh yes, i really should be handled by an adult.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

I am immensely more fulfilled and content now than when I thought there was a wizard in the sky who reads my mind and judges me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

ROFL That’s hilarious, I’m only grumpy on the days that fatigue can’t be beat by sleep. Otherwise, I’m pretty happy as my joy doesn’t come from the belief in something that might not exist.

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