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[–] 248 points 2 years ago

Ah, so he's going to stop posting there? Right?

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  • [–] 204 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Now that the election is over and we won, let's remove our bots. - musk

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    [–] 125 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    No no, guys, you're misunderstanding. He MEANS there's too much negativity from people saying things like "X sucks since musk bought twitter....."

    He's going to change those people's tweets to say "X is great!"

    And by that I mean he's going to have a team to edit tweets that he doesn't like!

    If that's not free speech, then Musk doesn't know what is!

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  • [–] 104 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He’s shutting down his account?

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If there's going to be fantasies about murder, can his whole posse go out?

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It'd be great if they all got together for Jonestown 2.0.

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    my puppet is in power — everyone be nice now.

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    Instead of “bad” you have to say “ungood” from now on.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    X/Twitter is a misinformation platform. If you know a major influencer that uses, consider informing and directing them to the ActivityPub alternatives, even advertising on their platforms if you can.

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    [–] 44 points 2 years ago

    Closing the shop will achieve that goal perfectly.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I thought the whole point of being right wing was being negative?

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Right, he should remove the last few humans and replace them with bots.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Now that the election is over, he’s hiding the lightning rod.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    He's such a fucking baby

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Incumbent wants everyone to talk about how great things are.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    More circus and bread. Classic move

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    [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Project mayhem needs to take his balls

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Don't want any Debbie-downers on Shitter once his bestie is in the big chair.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I mean in principle this is just a matter of moderation being different from censorship.

    But really, an "algorithm tweak"? I am still wondering when or why who decided that we needed to have "algorithms" that someone could "tweak" on the Internet at all. The first kind of "social media" I ever used was web forums where the entire "algorithm" was thread bumping, and even if you insist that we need to have the structure of a microblog: Mastodon does fine without an "algorithm" beyond reverse-chronological sorting.

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I'm curious whether Truth Social will acquire Xitter, or vice versa.

    And when.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago*

    My bet is on a scenario where Elon is going to ban people for using 'cisgender' term rather than downranking them.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Should just use his AI to turn all the negative comments into positive ones.

    Problem solved 🙃

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Reading the title I thought he'll retire.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Now that his pick has won the election there’ll be no need for negativity now!

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