I mostly main last place, but I sometimes come in 10th.
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2023
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Yoshi.
Dry Bones
Same. Don't even know who that is as I barely ever played Mario games except for Kart, but I like him.
Luigi because the L stands for βwinnerβ
Makes sense.
Waluigi
Waaaa
I identify with Waluigi cuz his long legs barely fucking fit in most cars
Toad
Toad on a motorcycle is my go-to! Heβs very light and agile, but can be pushed around too easily
Rosalina, with one of the sport bikes
A Mii that looks like me.
Mario... Yes i'm that one guy that plays Mario and i'm proud of it!
You and me both, brotha! There's dozens of us!
Warrio all day
Waluigi if available, otherwise yoshi.
Shy Guy
I like the black Shy Guy because of his edgy black hoodie.
Pink Gold Peach is actually top tier
Koopa Trooper on the OG Mario Kart, but for some reason I always do better with the Inklings on the newer one.
Tanooki Mario π¦
Wario. His butt makes me laugh, especially on a motorcycle.
Peach for sure, sometimes DK if I'm feeling rambunctious
Either Toad or Yoshi.
Iβve always used DK because his weight knocks others out of the way. Slow acceleration isnβt an issue if youβre good at drifting.
Luigi or Dry Bowser. Or Dry Bones on DS.
Metal Mario
Mariokart 8 deluxe:
Tryhard: Tanuki Mario
Casual/200cc: baby luigi
Mariokart DS
Peach, drift stat good
I've only played Mario Kart on the DS, but I played it a ton. I almost always picked Dry Bones. Something about him in the generic cart just felt right in terms of handling etc.
Always Yoshi, but if heβs already taken then Lakitu or Koopa!
cat peach
or peach if its not mario kart 8
Toad or Shy Guy
Roy
Always Roy
Toad ftw
Shy guy all the way!
I'm-a gonna win-a!
I was Dry Bowser for a long time, but now I've switched to Wiggler.
Yoshi until MK8, now Link. Yoshi had the right balance of speed, weight, and cute, but I can't not use Link.
I would say Princess Peach or Birdo.
Gold Mario and Gold Kart parts. It started as a self brag (I usually just play solo) then turned into a challenge, then turned into my main. Mainly due to weight and speed.
Petey Piranha and Wiggler have recently shown up as contenders for weight and speed, though, so I might end up trying them more and more.
Lakitu
DK in the streetle! (Or biddybuggy or whatever the bugcar is called)
On Wii I maimed as Luigi on the mach bike
Only MK I played was the original SNES one. I mained Yoshi. π
I have been playing Koopa Troopa since Super Mario Kart, and I don't plan on changing now.
Daisy, Baby Daisy for 200cc
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