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[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Maybe Medieval Europe was onto something when they gatekept the ability to read/write.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

The gate kept it to the Trumps however.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

hsssss /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Boypreggers is the most pregenanant state of matter.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

That's reserved for Greg.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

the grammar of this is very trumplish, but i do not believe he could use the word 'railed' in a sentence correctly.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It's a modified tweet about vaccines and autism, unfortunately

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

He'd just pronounce it weird, like "ryeed" or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's true, he would misuse a unrelated word but pronounce it so badly people would think he was actually saying railed.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

I wish I had a goth GF to make me boipreggers.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That, teenagers, golden showers, and being spanked with a magazine that has his own face on the cover.

And that's just what's publicly known from sources much more reliable than himself.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Lots of people are saying it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Don't forget his daughter Ivanka, too.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shouldn't it be "guy-necologist"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

He's not even a little gay. Buss-vag-anal sex is available to every orientation.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend is way too literate for Trump.

If this is real can someone link to the source? I see the light buried in the Dark Side as Luke saw in Vader.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Didn't think so. I'm pretty sure Trump is Dark Side to the core.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This is based off of the real one, where he says vaccines cause autism.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

I met a man - a very pregnant man - tears in his eyes - the baby too - told me to legalize gun care or his baby would die.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Lots of people say it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

God I wish that were me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

If only he realized that this can actually happen, trans men who still retain their uterus and ovaries are fully capable of getting pregnant and giving birth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The birth would have been pretty complicated. It's not impossible, there's some porn where people anally "giving birth" to life-sized toys, but require an awful lot of lubricant and training.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I mean it's also very much possible for people who are trans men, and not much more difficult than it is for cis women (not to say childbirth isn't difficult, it's one of the most painful and difficult things a person can go through).