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[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 146 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Maybe Medieval Europe was onto something when they gatekept the ability to read/write.

[-] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 2 years ago

The gate kept it to the Trumps however.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago

hsssss /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago

Boypreggers is the most pregenanant state of matter.

[-] estra@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 years ago
[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

That's reserved for Greg.

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 57 points 2 years ago

the grammar of this is very trumplish, but i do not believe he could use the word 'railed' in a sentence correctly.

[-] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It's a modified tweet about vaccines and autism, unfortunately

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

He'd just pronounce it weird, like "ryeed" or something.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's true, he would misuse a unrelated word but pronounce it so badly people would think he was actually saying railed.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 years ago

I wish I had a goth GF to make me boipreggers.

[-] bunkyprewster@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

Shouldn't it be "guy-necologist"

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

He's not even a little gay. Buss-vag-anal sex is available to every orientation.

[-] Tobberone@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 years ago

That, teenagers, golden showers, and being spanked with a magazine that has his own face on the cover.

And that's just what's publicly known from sources much more reliable than himself.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 years ago

Twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend is way too literate for Trump.

If this is real can someone link to the source? I see the light buried in the Dark Side as Luke saw in Vader.

[-] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Didn't think so. I'm pretty sure Trump is Dark Side to the core.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

This is based off of the real one, where he says vaccines cause autism.

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

I met a man - a very pregnant man - tears in his eyes - the baby too - told me to legalize gun care or his baby would die.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago

Lots of people say it.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 years ago
[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 10 points 2 years ago

God I wish that were me

[-] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

If only he realized that this can actually happen, trans men who still retain their uterus and ovaries are fully capable of getting pregnant and giving birth.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The birth would have been pretty complicated. It's not impossible, there's some porn where people anally "giving birth" to life-sized toys, but require an awful lot of lubricant and training.

[-] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

I mean it's also very much possible for people who are trans men, and not much more difficult than it is for cis women (not to say childbirth isn't difficult, it's one of the most painful and difficult things a person can go through).

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