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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I'll drink it for my pre-game before hitting the streets looking for love

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Someone gifted me 12 rules for life (Jordan Peterson Book) I took it. Thanked the person and threw it away a day later. Unless there is malicious intent I dont take bad presents serious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

This is the way. "Don't be a dick" is a good rule of thumb.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pee on it to establish dominance

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You pee on the bottle. Urine splatters across the discarded wrapping paper. Your partner and family stare on in horror. The bottle is unaffected. The bottle sits still. You are still exposed.

FIGHT PEE ITEM RUN

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The bottle slides across the floor, smearing pee on everything it touches. The bottle is unaffected. The bottle sits still. You are still exposed.

FIGHT PEE ITEM RUN

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

[RUN] This is your problem now lmao

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

boof that shizz

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I prefer Musk nude for her by Narciso Rodriguez. panting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago