the higher the net worth the richer the backstrap

The fact that they used ashley graves for this meme is killing me

196 will be eating corpse starch bars in no time.

I'd try human

When the German cannibal Armin Meiwes was on trial, it was actually a legal conundrum. Meiwes' victim had explicitly consented to being killed and eaten, even dictating how he wanted to have it done to himself. So was it murder or more of a convoluted version of assisted suicide ("killing on demand" is the legal term in Germany)? He was eventually convicted of manslaughter and got a prison sentence of eight and a half years, a few years later changed to a sentence for life.

I see the issue more with relatives, who (today) usually would suffer even more if their loved one's body is eaten by other people.

DIY link to the 'Patience My Ass I'm Gonna Kill Something' cartoon.

I would rather eat worms than eat a human. double tee eff mates.