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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago

If you walk away with a hand full of dog shit, you did not win at whatever you were doing.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Is the implication here that its annoying to expect pet owners to be responsible for waste they leave behind?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I think you're ascribing a moralistic principle to a comic that is intended more for shock value than anything else.

There is no lesson to be had here, and searching for one will only lead to madness.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I’m ready for the madness. I want it to wash over me and cleanse me from our perceived reality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Are you, too, as mad as hell, and you're not going to take this anymore?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The implication was that the absurd comic is meant to evoke arguing in the comments

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

it doesn’t seem likes it’s been very effective at that so far. anyone up for an argument in the comments?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I saw you at the grocery store and you didn't put your cart away

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

oh yeah? well i saw you stick your gum under the table in a restaurant

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The waitress saw me do it.

When I walked out of the restaurant, I told her "my name is [email protected] and you can go fuck yourself"

So you should probably avoid red lobster for a while

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

that waitress was my sister and she knows me better than that. they got your name from the card you used and put you on red lobsters most wanted list. you might want to lay low for a while.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

I live on this shit and will not stop until I'm caught or killed.

I will consume as many cheddar biscuits as I can

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

I assume that's going too deep into artist motivation but you never know, they do make comics and those people can't be trusted.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There's at least one in my neighborhood, I think more, that have left piles in my yard. I need to set up a camera so I can rehydrate and aggressively return to the sender's front door.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

nah, don't film strangers in public

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have a fence or trespassing signs?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I have a sidewalk that clearly delineates my yard and the sidewalk. Also, I have to maintain the sidewalk, so I'll record that all I want to. Don't want the possibility of being recorded on someone's security camera? Don't walk in front of people's houses. Welcome to 2024.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

I'm not the person you replied to, but:

If they're on my property - which they are of their dog is taking a shit on my lawn - they're not "in public."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago

A man like this can't be stopped