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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

While I'm not adequate to helicopter, I've never been with a girl ("[mine]" or otherwise) who wasn't fascinated by the mechanisms of the organ. They've definitely all been curious about "the twitch" even though every woman I know does kegels.

I'm not qualified to comment on whether this applies to those who aren't otherwise interested.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago

If your partner can't handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don't deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My strapon is too rigid to helicopter 😔

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You can buy floppy ones

Also, now I really want to see someone do that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

You deserve better

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You spin me right around , right around. Like a record, baby, right around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thank you for quoting the correct version of the song.

Now get off my lawn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)