Kick Grass

Smoke Ass

But most of all

Be Kind

Pick up a barely affordable hobby and never get good at it.

There are five million ways to kill a CEO.

Be gay

Do crimes

The same as the rest of us. Suffer.

Establish communism

i would recommend being preoccupied with the idea that it doesn't really matter what you do because that's done wonders for me so far

enjoy the indescribable inexplicable strangeness of being anything at all

despair at what capitalism has done to this world and our singular existence

flip between these two ever more rapidly

Love deeply

Learn to hack, learn to drone/quadcopter.

Fall in love. Treat that person with honor and adoration.

Join a communist party. Dedicate yourself to the work and your comrades.

Spend time in nature. Cultivate a love and understanding of the world's endless wonders.

Be the friend who sends invitations instead of waiting to receive them.

I like to think of life as a 6.5/10 rated rail shooter with rougelike elements. Like clearly the gameplay loop needs work so I wouldn't care that much about anything that's not the other people doing multiplayer.

When you're able to choose, you should always err towards doing something and the something you choose should be what's immediately exciting to you. You should set aside time and energy for people who share your values because 99/100 of them are autobattling through their encounter with you. I wouldn't get too emotionally invested in the rougelike elements. Unless you're following a guide you're probably going to frustrate yourself trying to go infinite; you're likely choosing between a 10% boost and a 9.7% boost. And ultimately, I'd err towards dedicating myself to something as opposed to floating around even when it gets tough.

Have lots of seggs

Learn to do at least one thing well

It's the sectet third thing. I can't tell you what it is though, it's secret.

I hear that birding is pretty fun. Maybe try that. Binoculars aren't hard to come by.

you should eat a pop-tart if you are able and if you want but it's ok if you don't

Smile. Choose joy.

Read theory

Grind as hard as possible

Careful, you might end up trans!

Ball so hard

Look deep into your heart. You already know the answer