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chicken dance it whatever the hell it's called

har har but it's the entire orchestral score

My highschool blasted Christmas in Ignace - Arrogant Worms every single day during fundraising drives, they'd stop when they hit their goals. Was very effective.

1. Adaptations for Barrel Organ: https://youtu.be/GsLvNBfaXzI

2. Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima: https://youtu.be/Dp3BlFZWJNA

3. Pierrot Lunaire: https://youtu.be/vhwy3mk5jhY

*Honorable mention: https://youtu.be/sct3-fvL56M

It's something that I don't know whether it's a dying subgenre ofa subgenre (genre?), but the nightcore music where all they do is speed up the music and shift the pitch. Literally no other edits. I would be running fast if a neighbor of mine started blasting that.

Anything played with the recorder

The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of “It’s a Small World” every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea it’s even happening. Look up the “mosquito tone”.

This is not a judgement of the musical genre and I think it's way more profound and expressive than the average commodified pop music we have. However, I remember making a report about the history of music (for an arts appreciation class in college) and I ended the report with some Japanoise (a genre of noise music) like this one:

https://youtu.be/L7p_C9OlN40

The teacher was really delighted, but my classmates were like "WTF?"

EDIT: Reworded some confusing sentence construction

Opera singing and high pitched violin

Reggae can be fun, especially to dance to, but when heard through a wall, you mostly hear the bass and all reggae has the same bass track. It's almost comical, like that beat is a requirement of the genre. After hours of reggae you'll wanna smash that stereo.

The Cattle Callin album buy Hank III. Every song is "music" played along with cattle auctioneers doing their thing

Someone went ahead of me and mentioned Nightcore, but I'll add any song by DJ KHALED would work too.

Nyam cat for sure

Why try to delay it? Also trying to buy a house in this economy sheesh

Alright. Y'all ever hear about the shaggs?

A dad was told by a fortune teller that his yet-unborn kids were destined for musical stardom. After that, the dad had no choice but to force his eventual kids into a band.

These kids had no musical training. No sense of rhythm, no sense of pitch.

Their released music is the auditory equivalent of a child's crayon drawing hung on the fridge. It's astoundingly disjointed. It's all wrong. Frank Zappa said they're better than the Beatles. SOMEONE out there likes screamo. Some folks out there like bagpipes. Then what happens? Your neighbor loves blasting screamo. You've played yourself. Unless Frank Zappa is moving in, you'd be hard pressed to find a potential buyer that like the shaggs.

Enjoy.

Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume

Scat

You will Annoy the shit out of people if you play this, especially '@@@@@' at full volume

Baaabyyyyyy SHARK! Dolodolldoo, Baby shark dolldollodoo, baby shark !

Lady Jane the Mini Mermaid

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IVHPbda9MYQ

Disclaimer: Loud audio warning around 2:50

Also, you'll probably need eye bleach and a sanity check after a few times watching or listening to that.

Current value - tremor

Once described to me as "a song you can club someone to death with"

For me, it has to do with context.

Upbeat pop music while heading to the finish line of a 5k? Pretty good.

Upbeat pop music while I'm waiting in the psychiatrist's office so I can tell them my life is spiraling out of control? Not preferable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLa8Br569gA

Edit: I take it back. This is awesome. Those laser guns are legit.

The noise genre

It's not necessarily the most annoying- but to give an impression that you are people you do not want to live next to, just crank some psytrance. I love me a good doof party, but holy shit I would not want to live next to one.

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.

Not sure about annoying, but have you considered psyopus? It tends to be my goto to piss people off

The soundtrack to The Music Man