What if that really is her last name lol?

Man, if that's her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?

Is "hinge" supposed to mean something?

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"Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?"

... Because you're sweet ?

80, 425, 8675309, what’s the difference? None of them are habitable temperatures.

When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

OP's screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!