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[-] [email protected] 172 points 6 months ago

When your "girlfriend" still has Hinge as her last name on your phone đź‘€

[-] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Probably just saying "I'll change it later" every time it's noticed, probably

EDIT: Forgot to add a second probably. Wait, that's probably the third. Fuck.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

What if that really is her last name lol?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Man, if that's her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Is "hinge" supposed to mean something?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Hinge is a popular dating app. People (including me) will first add someone to their contacts list with the app you matched on as their last name.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fascinating; never heard of it.

I gave up on dating sites a decade ago because they don't work. Only ever found love the natural way. Plenty of Fish even put me in their special club because apparently I'm more attractive than the average person. Still never got a single message in my inbox. No replies ever, either.

What's online dating like? What's it feel like to actually get a match? I'm married now so I'll never use them again.

[-] [email protected] 73 points 6 months ago

If y'all get married and she takes your last name, would you say she became unhinged?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

[Deleted by user because they didn't read the other comments first like a dumbass]

[-] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

Damn, the automated "comment removed" notices are getting brutal.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago

I wanna know what was said next

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

"Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

"How come you taste so good?"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

... Because you're sweet ?

[-] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago

goes to thermostat and sets it to 425F

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

80, 425, 8675309, what’s the difference? None of them are habitable temperatures.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I dunno - 80°F might be good if you're an old nudist who's always cold.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

I’m sorry, I so don’t get this

[-] [email protected] 69 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

OP's screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

By Grabthar’s Hammer, that was a good breakdown!

~I just wanted to say By Grabthar’s Hammer~

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Ah is just not that funny. Got it

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

There has to be more than just that. Right?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Yes, Banana Bread.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I agree with gf heat is one "luxury" worth paying for. Forget the bottled water, drink out of the tap, but heat the damn apartment.

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