Apparently, when you can shout "BRING ME MY STEAK" at a servant you don't need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

lunch is for wimps

Sounds like someone who doesn't work hard enough to need a break.

Fucking weirdo

This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can't pick which insane take to make fun of first.

Doesn't think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?

I will not touch bread if it's moist

I forgot toasting bread technology hasn’t arrived in England

I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I'm getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I'm a hard worker.

I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.

She is eating steak while working?!

Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she's moist.

Imagine your personality being your stupid opinions… Get a fucking life

This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme

Riddle me this, how do you do work with a steak? You do steak cutting with a paper sitting in front of the plate or to the side? Do you scroll mouse wheel with a fork in hand? Is this kinda like that margin call scene with jeremy irons at the end?

I think she needs to try a Marmite sandwich, life-changing stuff that.

I don't think sandwiches are a real food

Deeply unserious person

Meanwhile, the former PM: https://youtube.com/shorts/M_U0g6uKj8E