Arch, btw.

"Better learn to use the command line, kid"

Because it's your computer

Forget the hardware

YOU deserve better

If you don't read the man pages, we're going to ban you from the chat.

valve's success is the rebranding of flatpak wine fsync and dxvk as steam runtime and proton. people fucking hate Linux and will only use it by accident

“Capitalism kills”

Build a Legacy, not a Lock-In

It's pretty difficult to have a slogan when the price tag is reason enough to download it

Linux: you've been using it for years and don't even know it

Linux: "Freedom and innovation for all"

Replace OS before they replace you. Linux - the last adventure.

Your computer needs a dose of FREEEEEEDOM

Its my machine. I dont need to sign into Microsofts Terms and Conditions to be able to use my hardware.

You can fix it, really. :)

I'd copy you and drop the hardware. Just: you deserve better

Tailored for You, By You

Be Your Own Tech Support

RTFW

"Linux...

"Because you don't have to be the product"

"No overlords"

"What spying?"

"Infinitely extendable"

Which one do you like best?

Take your digital freedom back!

Uh I guess we'd need to extend it to Linux + FOSS in general.

Power users: I think we should steal whatever the latest IKEA marketing team have come up with because the appeal is kinda the same as IKEA furniture where you feel more ownership over something having built it from the flat packed box your self.

Average users: does a degoogled chromeOS exist? You just need a video of someone playing with a tablet like interface, then choosing to postpone an update with no dark pattern om the textbox prompt.

One line slogan: Did you ever wish the people who made your software were more passionate about the product than their next promotion?

Probably thing valve does where all the other players in the market are so shit, you doing very little garners huge public support.

Linux/GNU: We put GNU where it belongs.

At least it's not Windows?

Linux: it ain't Windows.

Can’t believe it’s not Windows.

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