I'm so thankful we have such healthy, focused, and competent leaders deciding the fate of millions in this country 🙏 🤡
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All jokes on this fucker getting what he deserves aside. How sad is it this is the state of our politics. The rest of us are watching this dude, who is in charge of major decisions that affect our collective lives, literally “stroke out” when being asked a simple question.
Just looking into those soulless eyes with bated breath like we are going to hear something other than nonsense dribble off of his chin.
I see it and all I can think of is those gross “wise men” from the movie 300.
This is what the death of democracy looks like…
You call it silence, I call it Mitch speaking his ethics.
This is likely going to be unpopular, but McConnell, for all his faults, is one of the last remaining bulwarks of somewhat sane GOP machinery. I don't like the guy, but he's immeasurably better than having a MAGA fuckstick running the Senate caucus.
All that said, when your politician needs to be rebooted in the middle of public appearances, it's time to trade it in for a newer model.
I've seen this before. His Hard Drive is dying, need to swap it out for a SSD. That should give him another 2-3 years!
This is what you get after years of just switching off the power instead of shutting down safely.
You people need to be more considerate of your elders. Cramps from gas pains can easily make someone freeze up. And we all know Senator Mitch McConnell is full of hot air and shit!
Probably my greatest fear is my mind going and shutting down like that. I wish him the best and hope he gets the support needed.
Considering this dude is the reason many will not be able to face a heath crisis with dignity, I hope this process is as undignified for him as possible. Fuck this guy. I hope he trips over his own bootstraps.
yep, this guy has never not been evil to the core. reading his bio makes me want to go watch mr rogers to restore my faith in humanity.
He has access to the best healthcare this country is capable of. He'll be just fine.
I guarantee that if we required or government leaders to play in the same healthcare sandbox the rest of us are forced to, we'd have universal healthcare in a matter of weeks.
I hope he fucking dies
I mean, I'm looking forward to the fracas of their senate caucus elections but it doesn't sit right with me to practice the mental pathways that make it easier to wish death on anyone.
He will. As will we all
I wonder if he's going to run for
I would love to hear an educated medical opinion on what could be happening. I suspected the first one was a stroke but since it happened twice I have no idea what could be going on.
Neither educated nor medical, but the first one that was televised looked quite like an absence seizure, only a bit longer.
His staff for that one seemed to handle it fairly smoothly. Couldn't decide if their reactions indicated familiarity with such episodes happening to him, or just decades of media training to glide through the unexpected.
Elon musk is controlling him remotely with his mind implant. Unfortunately the Bluetooth sometimes goes out.
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