Guess we can indirectly measure the maximum value of a human life - turns out I could buy several with my walking around money.
So assassinating CEOs is good for the stock market? Hmm.
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We've been sacrificing underpaid workers, labourers and academics alike, to the stock market for years with such small returns. A single CEO is sacrificed and the line skyrockets.
We've been targeting the wrong people.
You know how people like to satirize the stock market by claiming it runs on blood?
We're living in a satire.
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He died doing what he loved... Hurting people during the exact worst moments of their entire lives, but through layers of obfuscation so he could treat people like widgets.
One CEO down, only a few thousand more to go.
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follow the money
Its actually way down now. That line jump is from Thompson selling his stocks before getting his claim denied. One of the reasons people suspected it being a hired hit (which I doubt).
No Christmas bonus this year.
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.world gonna ban the New York Stock Exchange now.
As much as I'm rooting for this meme, the spike was very brief and the stock has been falling consistently over the last day 😔
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Hmm, what has the bigger effect on stock market: firing 1000s of workers or shooting a CEO?
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BEHOLD! THE MARKET HAS SPOKEN! LET IT BE SO! GO FORTH AND SERVE YOUR MASTER!
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Let me get a gun and some Tesla stocks
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When did Wallstreet get so based?
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You know people keep saying this event is unifying everyone, didn’t realize it could mean the rich as well.
Something something something, fiduciary duty.
Well, explaining the noise is a game that can be played here too...
Everybody seems intent on doing it, why not us?
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