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perfection (lemmy.ml)
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[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

TIL that perfection is when you cut off Elon Musk's nipple 😂

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Like what’s going on with his body. Is that fat or muscle there? Why does he look like Dr egg man?

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Fatass sucking in his stomach because ladies he pays to be near him are looking.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

HGH can make people's ribcage grow, and it also makes you feel like a million bucks. Elon is likely taking HGH for funsies.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

HGH without the, you know, exercise component

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

But if you're a centibillionaire, wouldn't feeling like a million bucks be awful?

Either way, I hope he feels like a couple bucks at most all the time.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

From this angle it seems to resemble barrel chest which would be an early sign of emphysema but others are saying HGH. It may just be the way he is built and a mixture of overweight though.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He looks like a kitten with a bad case of worms.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I think this is what happens when you just keep asking plastic surgeons if they can remove your entire belly fat without doing anything else to your body until you find a doctor who doesn't tell you that the result will look like shit.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

It looks like when someone doesn't understand how human proportions work and they design a zombie game. They tell themselves they will fix it in post but never get around to it, and it gets released that way.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

You opened my eyes, I will finally get an account on X

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

He doesnt post pictures there, you need his onlyfans

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Oh, that upsets my plans...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have been reliably informed that X is going to give it to you, that they're tired of waiting for you to get it on your own, and that X is going to deliver to you.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

So that is what DMX was actually a talking about all those years ago?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

We finally find out that his stage name is a prophetic reference to sliding into your DMs. If they work anymore, that is..

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Elon had an extra rib inserted so he could stop sucking his own dick

Not my joke unfortunately

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Damn Elon must have some bad scoliosis

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It's the other way'round, then you can even see Elon's little Fibonacci...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It'll likely take a complex arrangement of mirrors for you to actually see them, but I assure you they're down there somewhere

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Man, you emulate his style shockingly well

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

This is the first time on this platform that I am glad to see a hexbear user.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You may not like it, but my many many partners love it!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

『HEAVY WEATHER』

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

peak masculinity

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