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[–] 109 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You know, if Elon wouldn't have had gender affirming care in the form of hair plugs... 🤔

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  • [+] -39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    Hows tgat gender affirming? Its not like only men have hair on their head.

    EDIT: Why are u booing me im right

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Baldness in men is seen as a failing somehow despite it being largely uncontrollable.

    Him getting his hair done to feel more attractive and like himself is affirming surgery.

    You are not wrong that anyone can get hair restoration and any human type can have hairloss. Male pattern baldness is another category.

    The thing people are saying this is about him modifying his body to be happier but trying to deny others the ability to so so legally.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I think sometimes folks just go overboard and end up making what would be valid points into easily dismissed statements. Given our societal norms, hair would be more gender affirming if an individual is presenting as feminine. A better example for men would be treatment for low t.

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    • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Hm. That would insinuate that Trump is Jesus, and that’s not the message I feel we should be sending.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    He's for certain an Antichrist.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I can't ever turn down the opportunity to share this site

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Amazing. The one problem is that when the Bible explicitly uses "Antichrist" it is plural.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I understood it more as Musk betraying his previous fanbase. Those that used to think that he was a positive force, investing in cool things. Before he revealed himself as a deranged asshole.

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    • [–] 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I can’t believe I googled this.

    For those like me, I found that this does not seem to have even a shred of truth—there is no alternate reconstituted face of Judas, nor is this one mentioned anywhere.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Well what the hell were they actually going to base it off of. I don't think there's any churches claiming the skull of Judas as one of their relics.

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    • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    "using artificial intelligence"

    oh, so it's completely worthless

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That, or they opted to use buzzwords to secure funding from investors more willing to buy into the hype than actually interested about the research.

    Or it's just a joke, playing off of that trope or scientific headlines to make a caricature of Musk.

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    • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Elon Musk without hair looks like a smarmy ancient Egyptian bureaucrat who is way in over his head and ends up being executed shortly after being told to perform a routine task.

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Weird, why am I getting Bezos vibes when everyone else sees Elon

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    • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I would normally kneejerk at any mention of Christianity but since it's our favorite whipping boy I'll go with it.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Hmm.

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Inshallah, Elon is the Judas to Trump's Jesus.

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    [+] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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    • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Lmfao'er

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    [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    It was Elonia all along

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    [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think that the comparison to Judas Iscariot is unfair. Judas got dealt a lousy hand in life, having to play the role of a snitch to fulfill a divine prophecy. He suffered pangs of conscience for betraying J.C., so he unsuccessfully tried to return the blood money that he received. He was so upset with the situation that he hanged himself. (That instantly makes me think of the M*A*S*H theme.)

    Judas Iscariot is better than Elon Musk in every way imaginable. It's not even a contest.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Matthew says he hanged himself, Luke (in Acts) says he...bought a field and burst open in it.

    Acts 1 18:

    "With the payment he received for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out"

    Doesn't change your point really I just think it's a fun inconsistency to think about. One option so much weirder than the other.

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