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"Statue Facts Nobody Asked for"

Bro, she literally asked for those facts

Her heart's in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.

For example:

"Youth" (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic

"Adam and Eve", Monaco

Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal

And more that aren't as famous I'm sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.

Charging Bull also known as Bull of Wall Street

Of all the traditions one could use to point out objectification of women, statues was not it. People really do just like getting frisky with statues, regardless of gender

Dude's Wikipedia Page is rather interesting. He got shot by Prince Pierre Bonaparte over a proxy duel.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Noir

In other news I'm considering a career as a Living Statue...

Hell, people grope testicles on non-human statues.

The Charging Bull in New York City, e.g.

The post's statue looks cursed as fuck. The guy looks dead and violated. It's worse than the shiny bull balls.

But OP the person in the pic is literally asking for this statue fact

but will mrs proudman get off her high horse? absolutely not. the path to idiocracy has been chosen.

People see men fondling a stature: "Hah! What a hilarious pervert." People see a woman stradling a statue: "She must want children."

Hi it's me, the Victor Noir statue in Paris

She forgot one of the universal truths. Balls are just funny