If I had a dollar for every "once in a lifetime" weather event that keeps happening in my lifetime I'd have enough money to build a guillotine and redact the very obvious capitalists that have ruined this earth.

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[–] 34 points 3 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago

    "Once in a lifetime"

    When do you think it will finally click with them?

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago

    I've lost count of how many "once in a lifetime" events have happened in my lifetime yea

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago

    They don't mean a human lifetime, more like a honey bee.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I'm guessing all the wealthy ghouls in The Villages will just leave before the storm yea

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    The Villages will probably be pretty untouched, it’s inland enough it’ll probably be down to a cat 1 or tropical storm by the time it gets there and no storm surge. Plus they have like, actual houses made of concrete there it’s not mostly mobile homes like the surrounding areas.

    It’s tragic really, I want nothing more than to see that place smitten by a wrathful god

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    geordi-no once-in-a-lifetime

    geordi-yes first-in-a-lifetime

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    Technically, it's once in a lifetime if the hurricane kills you. Don't forget that billionaires have bunkers built to survive the growing climate disasters

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    Once in a mosquito's lifetime

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    once-in-a-lifetime

    Same as it ever was

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Grillman infographic

    florida-cracker

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