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[-] [email protected] 140 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Lifestyle

😆

[-] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago

I need to sign up for in home delivery again. Thanks for the reminder.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

I absolutely love getting a physical copy.

My kids don't get the joy I have.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago

How much could a newspaper cost, $10?

Oh…

[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

$10.99

That's 10.55 EUR. Is that normal for a newspaper?

[-] [email protected] 73 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

You better fucking subscribe to The Onion

I love everything about this.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Omg Tim Onion I love it

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Was thinking about subscribing a month or two ago. Then they bought infowars and I immediately threw 100 bucks at them.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

Damn it, blood snow AGAIN? Happens every time I make plans ugh

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That weather is wild now days.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It's snowing men, Hallelujah!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

They should make an online version too.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

This was how I was first introduced to the Onion in '95

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

... I'm gonna sign up for this!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Is there a way to gift a subscription/membership to someone? I can just enter their address for the delivery, but there're lots of other membership benefits they wouldn't get because they'd be on "my" account 🤔

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

they mailed it to me under the name JoYo so they don't need the name to be accurate.

I think I donated under PayPal.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

$100/year is still pretty steep for me.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Joking aside, totally understandable.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I want to support them just for that.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

astronaut-2 astronaut-1 Always has been.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2024
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