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I can't believe my eyes (thejoyo.com)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] 140 points 2 years ago (1 child)

One for me

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    • [–] 63 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I need to sign up for in home delivery again. Thanks for the reminder.

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    • [–] 54 points 2 years ago

    How much could a newspaper cost, $10?

    Oh…

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    [+] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You know, I really do feel like as a whole China is becoming more advanced than the U.S. if not already have. And I will fully acknowledge the U.S. backsliding into regressive imperialism. But the booty lickers that are internet tankies have absolutely turned into the most obnoxious know it all suckers for stuff that can be easily overcome with real world experience. And I still carry a strong suspicion that all of their parroted talking points are being spoon fed by some insidious bot farm.

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  • [+] -5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    hexbear user try not to use stupid reaction images in every single fucking post challenge
    (physically impossible)

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    • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    $10.99

    That's 10.55 EUR. Is that normal for a newspaper?

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  • [–] 73 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    The onion CEO

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    • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Damn it, blood snow AGAIN? Happens every time I make plans ugh

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    • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    They should make an online version too.

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    This was how I was first introduced to the Onion in '95

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    ... I'm gonna sign up for this!

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    $100/year is still pretty steep for me.

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    • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Is there a way to gift a subscription/membership to someone? I can just enter their address for the delivery, but there're lots of other membership benefits they wouldn't get because they'd be on "my" account 🤔

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    • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    There's a print addition?

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