On Hexbear they can't afford more than one account, so all the users share the same account
Did we just crash the site?
possibly. Congrats on the achievement if you did.
This is site history 
Yes. Now we make a post in main saying we were making changes behind the scenes while it was down
The color revolution is happening
changing the password is reactionary 
you wouldn't ~~buy a car~~ change a shared Netflix account's password
This account is now public property.
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
she's one of us back off
Oh FUCK it does work lol.
Oh it is actually hunter2
Hey hi im Bureaucrat, how are you everyone? 
hacker voice I'm in 
oh no
join us
This would require me to log out.
I do not know if I know my password. The consequences could be disastrous!
mods if this account starts to post reactionary nonsense it's probably good to ban it
edit: we can just remove the nonsense ourselves
We need to stay vigilant and delete any reactionary statement wreckers within the collective might make!
Statement
sorry you're gonna have to have someone else on speed dial to pull the trigger
Hey if someone logs in does it log everyone else out or is the account running for multiple people.
If so can you argue with yourself but not know who you're bickering with?
We are puppy (multiple can share an account)
Oh that's actually pretty neat
WE ARE ~~JAPANESE GOBLIN~~ PUPPY (it's a reference)
nooo not Japanese goblin
mwah hah hah i'm in!!
This is a fantastic bit.
we should do this more often
i am so happy i get to witness this
Witness? No, you get to join. Join us 
join us!
Lmao this actually works, hello fellow Bureaucrats 
this is an all timer
and after the last week, boy does it feel good
What in the world 
join us
We are Bureaucrat. We are puppy.
The best time to do a confusing bit.
All we need is one account and a comically large spoon
New bit: make an aristocrat account
It’s available
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