this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
25 points (100.0% liked)

fakenews

327 readers
1 users here now

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 4 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

This is the sensible compromise between killing all cats and killing no cats.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Listen here, folks, the outdoor cats, they’re no good. Very very bad cats, folks. They spread murder, very bad murder, you know have you ever seen a cat go to work, it is amazing really, such skilled hunters, and they toy with their prey, let them think they have a chance, really amazing stuff folks. And people come up to me, and they tell me, if you were an outdoor cat, you would be the greatest outdoor cat, and it’s true folks, I would hunt birds and mice like you wouldn’t believe. Nobody would be able to hunt like me. And that’s why we have to keep the cats in door folks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but the republicans already have the market cornered on killing pets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

the democrats need to reach out to the key pet killing demographic if they're going to have any hope of winning. you toxic putlerite tankie fuck!