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To me, the first should be ants, they're practically everywhere and there's a lot of them

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The ants will not listen. The ants will show no mercy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the UK we call them daddy long legs, I don't know what they would be called in the US - though I think it might be horseflies(?). Anyway I was told at School that IF they could break human skin, they would be deadly to us - but they haven't evolved that ability - yet. So I think they would be who I would befriend first - just in case.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The idea that daddy longlegs are highly venomous and just unable to pierce human skin is an urban myth and has no basis in reality. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/daddy-longlegs/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Either, ants would destroy us, or theyd be glued to social media and started infighting for completely arbitrary reasons

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ants. Sentient ants could literally end us overnight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

ants. they can farm, tend livestock (aphids), know complex engineering, have distinct castes that have evolved to perform specific jobs, and there's untold trillions of them. sure, bees create honey - but so do ants. wasps are crazy dangerous - but so are ants.

ants/humans vs scorpions/spiders - the war to end all wars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ants can make us their slaves if we do not cooperate. They have the largest colonies and are the most organized. However, they have clans and problems just like humans now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ants. There's millions of ants per 1 person.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You ever read children of time? I'm definitely going with the spiders.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Honestly, I'm going to go with spiders. I love spiders, and the fact that I can have an army of Hobos, Fiddlebacks (Brown Recluse), Redbacks, Mouse, and Funnelwebs, that people are already naturally are terrified of but also regularly prey on other insects? Yes please! Plus, it would mean all the jumpers would be my buddies! Precious little fluffy babies<3

A close second is wasps, but that's only because wasps species make up 1/3 of all insect species out there.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If Children of Time is anything to go by, then definitely spiders.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hey! That one was great! I'm actually listening to the sequel right now!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Bees or ants. They are capable of building infrastructure, listen to command, and hate wasps and I don’t want to side with wasps.