this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Were there even any passengers on it at that point

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

And Trenitalia blamed the passengers, because many of them received a warning SMS but didn't drastically change their plans to adapt to the train's new schedule!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The Japanese, operating the Shinkansen, would commit Seppuku.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Anyone from a country with Arriva gets this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A private railway company, an ex-subsidiary of Deutsche Bahn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Arriva just don't arrive.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Trenitalia is pure gold!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

How to cover up leaving 10 minutes late!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fascists: "At least under Mussolini the trains ran on time!"

Italy under (fascist) Meloni:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Say what you will about Mussolini, he does a great salami impression πŸ™ƒ

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I can assure you that you won't find an Italian person surprised by this.

Trenitalia is something else, and any commuter that regularly uses their trains can tell you horror stories about their services.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Ironically, trains don't run on time, despite their fame.

except the london underground, that shit comes once ever 3 mins bang on time, I miss it so bad.

except the times I had to use the overground like a fucking chump, that shit's just national rail with a brand makeover. I had to wait like 20 mins to get on the train to go get laid after work.

worth it though

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Ironically, trains don’t run on time, despite their fame.

You understand that that was about fascist Italy, right? And the reality is that they did not run on time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah the other things fascists are known for is reasoning and telling the truth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railway_time

my idea is more that they printed out timetables, set up clocks etc to claim that they are punctual.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

I am Italian. I just wanted to share this crazy news to the world. πŸ˜…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can't not pronounce that like "genitalia" in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

You’re not the only one.

It’s similar, just with slightly larger tunnels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ma cuanto mi manca Italia…

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Deutsche Bahn has an evil brother.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The German government should retake full control and bring back Deutsche Bundesbahn. Deutsche Bahn AG is a fucking failure.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

deutsche bahn would still be late

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

DB: the train is late 5 minutes. Actually 20. Actually 45. Actually 97. Actually the train was just cancelled 1 hour ago for no reason, but we were too afraid to tell you because you might get mad πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

This would be better suited for /c/nottheonion

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

they just wanted to save everyone the embarassment of being -40 minutes late to work