Protect your children, don't let them near priests/pastors

They’d call her a whore these days

When they ask "What if Jesus had been aborted?"

What if, indeed.

"He wasn't a bastard or anything cos my imaginary friend in the sky flew down and did it himself!"

No, don't be silly. You don't need consent when it's an inferior species. It's like sex with a fish.

Never once looked at it that way but that is one hell of a perspective shift whiplash you gave me

Mary was 14, and God is supposedly everyones father. That story gets darker the longer you look at it.

I always assumed she hooked up with the 3 wise guys and didn't want Joseph to know.

This is somehow simultaneously incredibly optimistic (no way this happens for at least another hundred years, if ever) and pessimistic (surely we'd do tons of way cooler stuff than Not Believing In Skyman)

Islam seems to be going pretty strong these days, I'm afraid.

I hope you're right but it seems like people just started worshipping work instead

The man incited a riot, tantamount to sedition. He has been proven to be under the influence of, if not directly under the control of, Putin, a foreign competitor to say the very least.

If the first point wasn't enough (and it fucking should be), the second one should be disqualifying.

"Ramen"