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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

If your faith lead you to vote for a man like Trump, who doesn't express a single Christian ideal in the manner he lives, then you are not really a Christian. Unfortunately too many people here in the US follow American Jesus instead. Lying? Cheating? Bigotry? That's just fine, so long as you have money. Wealth is a sign that American Jesus loves you more than all those awful poor people.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not going to church anymore is how you lower your chances of being raped — or elected, so: win/win. 🤷🏽‍♂️✊🏼

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Protect your children, don't let them near priests/pastors

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Mary was impregnated unbeknownst, against her own will. She never married the father of Jesus, quite the sin.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They’d call her a whore these days

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

"It was Mary's fault for showing her ankles."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

When they ask "What if Jesus had been aborted?"

What if, indeed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"He wasn't a bastard or anything cos my imaginary friend in the sky flew down and did it himself!"

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

…. Have they read the Bible?! There’s no way marry gave meaningful consent. God raped marry, then sent an angel to intimidate Joseph into silence.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, don't be silly. You don't need consent when it's an inferior species. It's like sex with a fish.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Hi, I'm Troy McClure...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never once looked at it that way but that is one hell of a perspective shift whiplash you gave me

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Don't worship God the exact way he wants? Annihilation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mary was 14, and God is supposedly everyones father. That story gets darker the longer you look at it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Save the children...not that way god!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always assumed she hooked up with the 3 wise guys and didn't want Joseph to know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Those came only after the birth to offer gifts, but who knows - maybe things got mixed around in oral tradition.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Wise guys? Now I'm imagining Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta, and Bob DeNiro running a train on Mary.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The death and forgetting of Abrahamic Religion will be one of Humanity's greatest achievements.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

This is somehow simultaneously incredibly optimistic (no way this happens for at least another hundred years, if ever) and pessimistic (surely we'd do tons of way cooler stuff than Not Believing In Skyman)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Islam seems to be going pretty strong these days, I'm afraid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I hope you're right but it seems like people just started worshipping work instead

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

It’s not why I don’t go to church any more… but it’s certainly a good supporting reason.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The man incited a riot, tantamount to sedition. He has been proven to be under the influence of, if not directly under the control of, Putin, a foreign competitor to say the very least.

If the first point wasn't enough (and it fucking should be), the second one should be disqualifying.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

He incited not just a riot, but murders, in Charles Manson style.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

My mom basically says this, but the diddlers drove her away first and the nasty people. She's a saint.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Plot thickens: the rapist was most likely in the church at the altar

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Lisbon 1755 was a big one too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oh, praying for the unrepentant rapist-in-chief, just toughts for me, please, no prayers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it Ironic that I want to say “Amen” to this statement?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago