this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The crack addict for happier!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Genuinely. Is crack what the upper classes do, or is that coke?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Rust

Before: person

Afterwards: cat person

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

for (auto it = line.begin(); it != line.end(); it++) { snort(line); }

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

always remember, <=> is the three-way comparison operator. it takes two arguments.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The face of a man desperately trying to convince the world that c++ has made c obsolete, so that more people may share in his misery.